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Writer's picture: Gary BuntingGary Bunting

Grey hairs flow like spilt diesel in the rain

Weaving through the flames of autumn

Thinning out like the dying leaves

Clogging up the flooded gutter

As my new barber clip clips away

Hair swaying to the chess board linoleum

Old men wait their turns

People watching out the window

Reflected in the wall length mirror

A dying town outside

Sinking in the shade of nearby cities.


Gentlemen portraits line the pale blue walls

Out of date magazines fall to the floor

My barber wears baggy dungarees

A Levi’s jeans t-shirt

A tweed jacket hangs from the hat stand

I don’t like small talk, she understands

But, y’know, work’s okay, it’s a beautiful day

My holidays are booked to New York City.


My hair went uncut for nigh on twenty five years

Long and fiery

Hiding behind it

A young man with sleek cheekbones

Pixie ears and stone cold blue eyes.


Subsequent haircuts?

I’ve looked like a jealous monk, a flunky

A lonely hipster, a dipstick

A chick magnet, Stig of the dump

A sozzled whiskey distiller, a serial killer

A clean-cut kid, a terrorist hostage

A second-division footballer, a doo-wop singer

Hot shot

Big shot

Mug shot

A tall shot of something or other

Guy Fawkes, Porky Pig, Stephen Hawking

Sasquatch on a walking holiday

A hodgepodge of man and orangutan

But haven’t we all?


Gary Bunting


Gary Bunting is from Yorkshire and has recently been featured in Bent Key's 'Ey Up Again' anthology. He's also one of the writers at Hello America Stereo Cassette. His current obsession is photographing numbers.



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